Tuesday, February 22, 2011

>A text from my friend

I received a text message from my friend, who's away at college right now, saying:

>have girl over to stay night >roommate will not leave >tell roommate to GET THE FUCK OUT >he storms out
>one half hour he's back >doesn't knock >interrupts blow job >freaks out yells and throws things
>LEAVES >tattles to ****** (name ommited, but it's this girl my friend's 'talking' to)
>she knocks on door to cock block >tell her to GET THE FUCK OUT >finish getting blow job
>roommate slept in car >fuck yeah

Things like this really make me love my friends.

34 comments:

  1. Haha yeah it happens someway by someone eventually.

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  2. hahahah, sucks to be the roommate.

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  3. Lol, damn man, sucks to be that! lol thumbs up!

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  4. cool story! not kidding, wish it happened to me

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  5. Hah what a story mark! /watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

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  6. Haha, that's awesome, what a terrible roommate

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  7. you have some funny friends indeed..

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  8. made me laugh I'll give you that

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  9. wouldn't wanna have that room-mate!

    hahaha

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  10. Hahaha wow stories like this crack me up.

    That's what college is all about man.
    Other than classes it's mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery :)

    Looking forward to more.

    -Jekyll

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  11. Sometimes is hard to share a room

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  12. You can always bitch about him in public and comment "Next time Imma walk in on him and his boyfriend. I don't care how disturbing in might be, but he deserves it" and just carry along with your work.
    Maybe a bit too sadistic but in a way you might even end up helping him to get some [false disqualification]

    Also - LOL :D

    Cheers

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  13. hehehe, hell yeah indeed :D

    P.S. Captcha (word verification) is enabled

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  14. he must have sent you more than one text message...lol jk funny story

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  15. i'm assuming you are not a fan of your roommate

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  16. haha, at least the girl was willing to give it three interruptions and still finish

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  17. The cockblock should be regarded as a sin

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  18. I like this post so much ahaha, following

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  19. What's wrong, maybe he wanted to watch. I had a sorta "similar" situation with my roommate freshman year: My roommate would put a sticker that said "Knock Please" on the door whenever he would masturbate. The adhesive on that thing ran out really quickly.

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