Tuesday, February 22, 2011

>A text from my friend

I received a text message from my friend, who's away at college right now, saying:

>have girl over to stay night >roommate will not leave >tell roommate to GET THE FUCK OUT >he storms out
>one half hour he's back >doesn't knock >interrupts blow job >freaks out yells and throws things
>LEAVES >tattles to ****** (name ommited, but it's this girl my friend's 'talking' to)
>she knocks on door to cock block >tell her to GET THE FUCK OUT >finish getting blow job
>roommate slept in car >fuck yeah

Things like this really make me love my friends.
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34 comments:

  1. ArmageddonFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    Lol that story is a keeper.

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  2. A.February 22, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Haha yeah it happens someway by someone eventually.

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  3. Every DayFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    let him stay and watch. duh.

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  4. Mister 25February 22, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    that's whats up

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  5. ErasmusFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    hahahah, sucks to be the roommate.

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  6. D22 ZoneFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    Lol, damn man, sucks to be that! lol thumbs up!

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  7. Meghan MoranFebruary 22, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    what a douchey roommate.

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  8. TVShowsFebruary 22, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    cool story! not kidding, wish it happened to me

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  9. MrJosephFebruary 22, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    Hah what a story mark! /watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

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  10. lemonadeFebruary 22, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    Haha, that's awesome, what a terrible roommate

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  11. SpikeFebruary 22, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    you have some funny friends indeed..

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  12. The Evil Bill GatesFebruary 22, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    Seriously, what a shitty roommate.

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  13. seamagpieFebruary 22, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    made me laugh I'll give you that

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  14. GenericFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    wouldn't wanna have that room-mate!

    hahaha

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  15. blogger1323February 22, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    haha that sucks...

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  16. Tom JekyllFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    Hahaha wow stories like this crack me up.

    That's what college is all about man.
    Other than classes it's mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery :)

    Looking forward to more.

    -Jekyll

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  17. Patti D.February 23, 2011 at 3:09 AM

    Sometimes is hard to share a room

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  18. Stef PelgrimsFebruary 23, 2011 at 4:16 AM

    good story!!

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  19. AtlasFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    You can always bitch about him in public and comment "Next time Imma walk in on him and his boyfriend. I don't care how disturbing in might be, but he deserves it" and just carry along with your work.
    Maybe a bit too sadistic but in a way you might even end up helping him to get some [false disqualification]

    Also - LOL :D

    Cheers

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    selpt in car..lulz

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  21. FIHIRFebruary 23, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    hehehe, hell yeah indeed :D

    P.S. Captcha (word verification) is enabled

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  22. MeltedsnowgirlFebruary 23, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    Interesting blog! Following.

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  23. LinksssFebruary 23, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    he must have sent you more than one text message...lol jk funny story

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  24. CharmanderFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    i'm assuming you are not a fan of your roommate

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  25. PhantomChaserFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    Agh, what a douche! lol

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  26. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    like a boss

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    ahahah :)

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  28. KUSHtunesFebruary 24, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    haha, at least the girl was willing to give it three interruptions and still finish

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  29. MeisefelixFebruary 24, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    what a moron xD

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  30. Wulf13February 24, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    lol thts hilarious xD

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  31. JoefissFebruary 24, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    The cockblock should be regarded as a sin

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  32. LunaSihneFebruary 24, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    What a story.
    And pretty funny.

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  33. -inastateofblueFebruary 25, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    I like this post so much ahaha, following

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  34. SKS FKFFebruary 26, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    What's wrong, maybe he wanted to watch. I had a sorta "similar" situation with my roommate freshman year: My roommate would put a sticker that said "Knock Please" on the door whenever he would masturbate. The adhesive on that thing ran out really quickly.

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